Lookie! All mafia, please vote for your favourite quote! You can vote twice because I couldn't decide which colour was nicer. =)

Pick a quote (which technically should be by us, not by a teacher).
	"DO NOT STEAL."
	"Cheat my money!"
	"Cheat my feelings!"
	"Cover your left eye completely with your left hand. Hold the mirror with your right hand. Count to 20 and then suddenly remove your left eye." Ms Neo
	"I wouldn't say it's off, it's just that it's not on." Mrs Yap
	"I grew fatter by 2km." Mrs Quah
	"Because I'm clever." JanH
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Pick another quote.
	"DO NOT STEAL."
	"Cheat my money!"
	"Cheat my feelings!"
	"Cover your left eye completely with your left hand. Hold the mirror with your right hand. Count to 20 and then suddenly remove your left eye." Ms Neo
	"I wouldn't say it's off, it's just that it's not on." Mrs Yap
	"I grew fatter by 2km." Mrs Quah
	"Because I'm clever." JanH
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- posted by Eunice @ 1:19 pm (0) comments

 
Hoorah for 413MAFIA!

We bang! We bang!
Oh mafia, yeah we rule! We rule!
We are crazy cos we
Shoot down your mama and we kidnap the queen
We're the mafia dons of 413!

Reviews:

"Er, yes, very passionate..." - Ms Tay

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"Guess the gas!" - Ms Tay
- posted by Eunice @ 1:55 pm (0) comments

 
*giggles at StiffAndStarchy!MrsBala*
- posted by Eunice @ 11:01 pm (0) comments

 
The Ting Chronicles

Ms Ting: I can communicate with cows.
Kim: Yeah, same species.
Ms Ting: *glare* Don't make me angry, or I'll emoograte!

*cue groans*
- posted by Eunice @ 9:24 pm (0) comments

 
Math Memories

413: Mrs Ban, do you sleep during meetings?
Mrs Ban: Ehehehe....

Physics Philosophies, Fantasies and Fallacies *g*

Mrs Quah: *explains how you can stick pins in a lime and light a light bulb*
Su-E: Oh, really?
Mrs Quah: -_- No, Su-E, I'm just bluffing you.
*413 laughs*
Su-E: *whines* Hm... so is it the juice? o.O
Mrs Quah: *gets increasingly frustrated* No! The lime! The undressed lime! *explains again*
Su-E: Ohh... Why your lime shaped like that arh?
Mrs Quah: -_-"""" Because you sat on it!

Mrs Quah: Look here! If you miss it, you will... miss it!
413: o.O *bursts out laughing*
Mrs Quah: >.< Haiyarh! I don't like teaching you, you make me say silly things.

In other news, Janice Heng has a Speak Good Chinese Campaign Bunny Rabbit.
- posted by Eunice @ 3:18 pm (0) comments

 
What do you call a zit that's very picky?
A puspot!

What does a zit need to get out of Singapore?
A pusport!

You shoulda seen how Mrs Bala laughed at these:

What do you call a blind deer?
No eye-deer!

What do you call a blind deer that doesn't move?
Still no eye-deer!

And the ultimate:

What does opium make?
Chinese high!
- posted by Eunice @ 7:20 pm (0) comments

 
And in appreciation of dear Mrs Naidu:

The Mrs Naidu Hoedown
Mrs Naidu is 13's favourite teacher
She gave us rabbit sweets, to fill us with sugar
And though it didn't work, we liked it anyway
She even ended class earlier today!
*chorus* Earlier today!

Note to Mrs Naidu: We like chips! We like chips!
- posted by Eunice @ 8:11 pm (0) comments